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Last Updated: 01.07.2025 01:04

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Minds and Behinds

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

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Loons and Moons

Nuts and Butts

Thumbs down again.

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share office space ...

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

So they tried

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Then came..

Unacceptable again!

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Can you share a story of someone who had a lucky experience while hitchhiking?

No way

Another attempt resulted in ...

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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

They put up a sign reading

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

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Everyone loved it.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Next, they tried...

What are the signs of mild autism in a child?

No, not a chance

Catatonics & High Colonics

Freaks and Cheeks

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Hysterias & Posteriors

So, the docs changed it to read

Just Forget it!

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Still no good

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

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Still no good.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

No go.